Age 8, 1983, Principal's Office Stephanie & Alyssa talk for the first time. Topics discussed: the magical properties of ginger ale & crackers; Alyssa's Uncle Jeff's advice for handling 'inappropriate' boys; Tommy Finch's jerkiness; and important 8-yr-old life plans.
Age 12, 1987, Gym Class It's 'dancing day' in Stephanie & Alyssa's gym class. Topics discussed include: the (non)benefits of knowing the box step; Tommy Finch's continued immaturity; high school worries; and bra inevitability.
MUSIC: ""Atlantis"" by Sami Grisafe & Shannon Nicole; ""Love Love Love"" by Katie Todd
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Age 30, 2005, Emergency Room When Alyssa's life is falling apart, Stephanie shows up with a juice box and a lollipop to make everything better. Topics discussed: cold hands; trail mix (sort of); nose jobs; and new beginnings.
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I Hate Tommy Finch: Ages 15 & 18
Age 15, 1990, Slumber Party Stephanie & Alyssa are sleeping over at Janet's house (she snores, btw), and Alyssa has a surprise for Stephanie. Topics discussed: Madonna; what your mother never told you about breastfeeding; why Alyssa was never invited back to Stephanie's house; more advice from Un...
