Age 15, 1990, Slumber Party Stephanie & Alyssa are sleeping over at Janet's house (she snores, btw), and Alyssa has a surprise for Stephanie. Topics discussed: Madonna; what your mother never told you about breastfeeding; why Alyssa was never invited back to Stephanie's house; more advice from Uncle Jeff; The Big Plan Book; and Steph & Alyssa's reeeeally long-term revenge plan for Tommy Finch.
Age 18, 1993, Packing Day Stephanie is off to college, and Alyssa is helping...sort of. Topics discussed: Alyssa's big career move; what Stephanie did during 6th and 7th period; prom; how protection and obstruction can be one in the same; and why Stephanie & Alyssa aren't like the other girls.
MUSIC: ""Atlantis"" by Sami Grisafe & Shannon Nicole; ""When I Think of You"" by Shannon Nicole