Age 21, 1996, Spring Break Stephanie visits Alyssa in the big city. Topics discussed: fire blowing; bad dancing; good dancing; big feet; and sleeping with professors (or not).

Age 23, 1998, Bachelorette Party Alyssa crashes Stephanie's bachelorette party. Topics discussed: penis veils; newspaper clippings sent from home; unacknowledged confessions; and the power of missing someone.

MUSIC: "Hooky," "Slow," & "Drunk Dial" by Sami Grisafe; "When I Think of You" by Shannon Nicole